Picture Perfect

Books usually begin with an introduction - not that I think my life is a book though. If I had to compare my life to a book, it'd probably be a comedy - probably one of those mediocre ones which don't do too well at the box office. Not bottom, but certainly not the top.

You'll notice that this is the first post of every section, indeed, as this is my first post on this blog, or any blog for that matter, I thought I may take the liberty of introducing myself to you, whomever you may be, O random blog viewer. Hence the title, introduction.

Now don't be fooled, i'm not going to tell you where I live, what I do for a living, who my wife is, or any other details of my life here. By now, I expect some are heaving sighs of relief, but to you I say: my life is here for you to discover in the next few weird and wonderful pages which will transpire, hopefully, in the near future...that is, once they've been written. Just for the record, I don't have a wife. Alas. Not even a girlfriend.

And so my whining begins...