Picture Perfect

So politics has taken over my blog, the radios, TV, billboards, and my orange juice carton. As the electorial committee say, "If you don't do politics, there's not much you do do" (which americans should find hillarious).

Anyway, As you cannot fail to realise, I am fully behind the blues. The reds have been very bad. very, very bad people. I'm sure we all recognise this.

As soon as Blair says "I will do....." I think to myself, "but you haven't have you, you lying scumbag! In fact, you haven't much positive things to show for the past 8 years" - Tony Blair, no doubt, has been on the forefront of British and international politics - and leading us to decline.

Here, Sir Lord DJ Esquire, the political home correspondant for DJ broadcastings, asks Tony Blair some vital qusetions. As always, to hear it, press the link before each paragraph:

File one
It's a pleasure to meet you again Prime Minister.
-- Statistically speaking, more people are pleased to see me, than an ape bearing it's teeth.

Thats...interesting.
-- Yes. I rather think so myself.

I was actually hoping to ask you some questions about some of your policies...
-- I will be glad to answer anything you pose to me.

Thank you. Many Britons are worried about environmental issues within Britain. You claim you wish to reduce pollution to pre-1994 levels by 2010, but why hasn't the labour party been doing anything up until now, about it?
-- The New Labour party has been involved in anti-pollution measures for the past 8 years.


File two
Aha, well, the statistics I have here say--
--STATISTICALLY speaking, Labour have improved leaf quality on several thousand trees throughout the UK, have given a new lease of life to various species of grasses, and have created safe havens for house flies everywhere.

Isn't the house fly....common? Does it really need conservation?
-- Talking of conservation, the Conservative party will not dedicate themselves to the conservation of the Womble fruit bat!

Does that even exist?
-- Ohh...it exists...it exists...as do the weapons of mass destruction.

File three
Ahh.....right...that's another issue I was hoping to bring up. Many people have lost faith in the Labour party due to the Iraq war, and how it was presented to the public. How is labour coping with this?
-- The polls say we're winning. Statistically speaking.

Ok. Back to the environment, I would like to know what methods of pollution-free energy sources Labour backs.
-- Farms.

Farms?
-- Yes. Farms. Farms and farms of windmills...some people think they're noisy, but statistically speaking, they are less noisy than ever before.

Are they noisy?
-- No. Yes. Well. Maybe just a little.

File four
Aha, I see. The UKIP are considering nuclear power. Is this a viable alternative to noisy mills?
-- The Labour party will have nothing to do with nuclear power! We entered Iraq to save the world from Saddam's nuclear power, and we shall not stand for it in our own backyard!

Thank you. That's all for today. This is Sir Lord DJ Esquire, reporting for DJ Broadcasts, at 10 Downing Street. Good afternoon.
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The question to ask now, my dear children, friends, accomplacies in the bank heist we did the other day, random web viewers, and other estranged people living in remote areas of the world (like Scotland) is, do we really want this maniac in power with his clowning around party for another 4 or 5 years? No sir. No sir we do not.