Picture Perfect

The houses of parliament.
What a shambles!

Personally, I fully support the Raving Loony Party's decision to rename the "house of lords" the "house of cards" so that they're easier for the government to deal with.

Today, we will be taking a look into a typical meeting of the houses of parliament, more specifically, the little ritual which is called the "Prime Minister's Question Time." This, of course, will be confusing to anyone who doesn't live in the UK and therefore know what this is. In a sentence, it's people who dislike each other very much being very polite to each other when asking critical questions. A typical scene has been recorded by the DJ Broadcasting Company, availible in several parts. Transcript by me.

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File one
[A Scot, the chairman of the house speaks first] *gavel is banged* "First Mister Speeker!"
T.Blair: "Thank you mister chairman. I will be addressing parliament today and will have other such meetings, later on today" (or something to this effect).

Chairman: William Gladop! *hisses*
Gladop: "Mr speaker, in my constituency, there has been several outbreaks of violence due to racial tensions, and yet there is not enough funding assigned to my constituency to assign more policemen to it."

Blair: "Statistically speaking, we have increased policemen by 30% in your constituency in the past 6 months, and have plans to raise that number by 65% more if we get re-elected" *cheers*

File two
chairman: Next mister speaker, Charles Dangerby! *cheers*
Dangerby: "I thank you all for your welcoming attitudes. Is The Right Honourable Prime Minister, Anthony Charles Lynton Blair, aware that in my constituency, the superbug infesting hospitals has blown into an epidemic? What does the Prime Minister propose to do about the lack of funding for the NHS?" *cheers*

Blair: Statistically speaking, it isn't *noise* an eppidemic until it has covered a greater proportion of heads-to-landmass than it has done within your own constituency!

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Dangerby: The Right Honourable Prime Minister hasn't answered my question! *cheers*
I will ask it again: What improvements are you making in reference to funding in my constituency?

Blair: Statistically, the labour party has assigned several more thousand pounds to your constituency than the last Tory government! *hisses*

Dangerby: Does the Right Honourable Prime Minister not share my consternation that the last funding given to my constituency was to repair the footpath *cheers* outside the Right Honourable Prime Ministers Right Honourable Friend,*more cheers* *more cheers* the Right Honourable Deputy Prime Minister? *cheers*

Blair: He could have tripped! *laughter*

*ORDER! ORDER!*
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Bunch of clowns.
Ironically, when I was viewing the archive of the Prime Minister's questions time and actually tried to play it, an error message popped up which said: "Catastophic failure."

I kid you not.
This is, no doubt, an apt comment by the little grey pop-up, on the entire organisation of our government.