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24/07/2007

Stop the senseless killing!

As you all know, this blog is at the forefront of social, economic, political and religious issues, unafraid to pose any question to anyone or turn over any stone, no matter what kind of ceepy, scary bugs will crawl out from under it.

Once again, my blog rises to the challenge where conventional media is silent, bringing to your attention the need to divest, boycott and generally refraining from supporting Fairy Liquid. That faries are ground up and the resulting fluids used for washing your dishes is, quite frankly, disgusting. For too long the faries have suffered! For too long have we washed dishes with their magical selves! It is no wonder that there remain sceptics to their existence, for fairies surely do not wish to be caught, squeezed and ground up for their juices and thus have learnt to stay away from all humans. We do ourselves no favours by angering magical peoples.

It is clear this must stop and it must stop now, along with the abomination which is "baby powder," "baby oil," and "baby shampoo" - stop the senseless killing!

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What the heck was that about?!?!

Posted by: arty | 25/07/2007

I was joking. It was a joke. JOKE.

Posted by: me | 25/07/2007

Do you not understand that faries deserve not to be made into washing up liquid?!

Posted by: dj | 25/07/2007

I think that in order to advocate and defend the fairies, you should, at the very least, being their lawyer and all, know how to spell the defendant's names. I mean, that's like the worst insult out there and it's like calling you JD instead of DJ. I makes you look as though you can't remember things.

In short, re-read.

Oh, and the fairies work for me. Along with the trolls, the giants, the unicorns, the sprites, the leprechauns (except Lucky who's whored himself out for cereal commercials), the merpeople, the Muppets (Yoda included), the witches (because, after all, my mother is their leader), the Swedish Dala horses, the Lilliputians, the French, the Spanish, la Chupacabra, the giant squid from 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea, Captain Ahab, and negotiations are in the works for the flying monkeys in The Wizard of Oz.

If you continue to make such slanderous remarks against my employees, I'll have no choice but to take your ass to court where I'll either have my legal team win or where I'll make you cry like a little girl. Whichever comes first. Both are preferable, though.

Good day.

Posted by: arty | 25/07/2007

Interesting...I use the word faries 3 times and the word fairies once. Ironically, as you were berating me for the lack of the i's, you erroneously stated "I makes you look as though you can't remember things." Where's your T? It's as if I were to call you Ary, which is the biggest insult ever - especially as 'arry is a 6 foot, hairy, sweaty, fatty consutrction worker.

Of course, I control all the letters of the alphabet, so please do not continue to abuse them thus. Only I can do that.

Posted by: DJ | 25/07/2007

Point marked, noted and taken.

Posted by: arty | 25/07/2007

What have you got against the residents of Brighton and San Francisco?

Posted by: Ant | 26/07/2007

Oh...that comment is dirty and below the belt.

Posted by: arty | 27/07/2007

Dirty? Below the belt? No need to lower the tone young lady!

And we all know you laughed....!

Posted by: Ant | 27/07/2007

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