Picture Perfect

Deejius says (23:27):
hey
Hannah says (23:27):
helloo
Deejius says (23:27):
so [a restaurant i know and love] has this elvis night once a year
Deejius says (23:28):
and as i was slaving away at my computer in uni, my sister sends me a text: "come to [a restaurant i know and love]" so off i trot, (was starving)
Deejius says (23:28):
and it's the elvis night!
Deejius says (23:28):
as i walk in, elvis is singing away
Deejius says (23:29):
and he comes up to me and is like "we're going to get you into an elvis suit, c'mon"
Deejius says (23:29):
and i get up and wave around the room (to cheers, yayy!!) whilst he marches with me, hand in hand, to the back of [a restaurant i know and love]
Hannah says (23:29):
so daniel, can i just say - ur hilarious - that is the most random thing ever!!! keep going...
Deejius says (23:29):
haha, i know
Deejius says (23:29):
completely random, but there we go
Hannah says (23:29):
(btw i share a b day with elvis..)
Deejius says (23:30):
so there i am, at the back of [a restaurant i know and love], the manager bloke takes me down some stairs and into the store room and is like "there's no elvis suit. you can wear a waitress top instead"
Deejius says (23:30):
nuts, eh?
Hannah says (23:30):
omg - so u sed no?
Deejius says (23:30):
well, he throws me a top and says "come up when youre ready"
Deejius says (23:31):
and so, there i am, alone in the storage room of [a restaurant i know and love] with a waitress top about 10 sizes too small for me in my hand
Deejius says (23:32):
suffice to say, i did NOT re enter the restaurant with it
Hannah says (23:32):
phew
Deejius says (23:32):
you werent sure for a sec there huh
Hannah says (23:32):
so wat hjappened..u cliumed out thru the window?
Deejius says (23:32):
haha
Deejius says (23:32):
no, i was like "thanks, but i'm not going to wear this"
Deejius says (23:32):
and gave it back to him
Deejius says (23:32):
then calmly went back to my seat
Deejius says (23:32):
and the elvis guy is like "what happened to the suit?!"
Deejius says (23:33):
on microphone
Deejius says (23:33):
and i'm like "yeah, uhh, whatever" and the story starts to get normal at this point, so i'll stop
Deejius says (23:33):
but that was pretty random
Hannah says (23:34):
hahah - so u've also not done the essay. like me?:
Hannah says (23:34):
that's VERY amusin
Hannah says (23:34):
wish i was there
Deejius says (23:34):
haha
Deejius says (23:34):
yeah doncha just
Hannah says (23:34):
ye - u kno i wouldnt hav stopped lafin at (i mean with) u
Deejius says (23:34):
except if you were there, everything would have changed....the past would be altered...and maybe you would have been in an elvis suit  
Deejius says (23:35):
yeah, haha, you would have laughed non stop for weeks
Hannah says (23:35):
i doubt it!! but yes...everything would have been changed...i like to think, for the better but alas, we shall never know
Hannah says (23:35):
lol im lolling now

what i didn't tell her is, i did wear that waitress top in the back, much to the amusement of the waitresses :p