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Thaat's right! Everything You Wanted To Know About Deej But Were To Apathetic To Ask. Here are some questions. What follow are my answers...

1. Do you like cheese?
Yes. Just chedder. And Brie, obviously. And Edam. And Harvarti. In fact, if it doesn't say "warning: do not open indoors" on the outside of the packet (this is the voice of experience speaking) or have things growing out of it, I'll probably eat it. Then again, that's true of most foods too.

2. Have you ever smoked heroin?
I once smoked something called 'I can't believe it's not heroin...' does that count? Seriously though. No. Never.

3. Do you own a gun?
Yes. It's an airsoft gun. And it's great fun to play with.

4. Your favorite song?
The !Kung tribe's song and dance is quite mesmerising.

5. Do you get nervous about Dr. appointments?
Never.

6. What do you think of hot dogs?
Go great with ketchup and mustard. Mmm...Food.

7. What's your favorite Christmas song?
Oh, oh, oh! It's the uh...the...uhh. Actually, I'm indifferent.

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Tea! Or if I'm in a rush, glass of milk.

9. Can you do push ups?
What're those?

10. Is your bathroom clean?
usually spotless.

11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?
My watch. It hasn't been off my wrist for very long in the past two years that i've had it. For your information, I also own cufflinks and a necklace. Yes, a necklace. It's gold and very chav like. It was a gift. And no, I've never worn it. Sorry :p

12. Favorite Hobby?
Hobby?
- Writing. Politics. History.

13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
Weapon in the singular? ;-)   I don't hide anything...I find it's easier for someone to get to know about all my brilliantness that way :p

14. Do you have A.D.D.?
Don't think so...

15. Have you ever stolen anything?
Probably, but nothing that I remember.

16. Middle Name?
That changes depending on the situation. E.g: "DJ! Be smart about it!" - "Heh. Smart is my middle name."

17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment.
Cat is funny
I mustn't laugh
I need the toilet and the laughing REALLY isn't helping.

18. Name the last 3 things you have bought?
Hmm. A present for someone. A snickers bar. And a book for myself.

19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink?
Pure Orange Juice (best drink EVER), any of the Robinson's squash varieties, tea

20. Your fears?
There is nothing to fear, except ignorance and even then, one must battle bravely on...profound, non?

21. Current hate?
Hate is such a strong word...so nothing. nothing at all.

22. Favorite place to be?
in bed, texting or msn'ing Catty

23. How did you bring in the New Year?
This one? It was a year ago, right?  I was in Israel with a bunch of fabulous people and drank quite a lot of a very very strong eastern drink called Arak. I didn't puke and I wasn't out of control. Just drank lots over a long period, in order to keep the room spinning... yeahhh. good times.

24. Where would you like to go?
Space.

25 Name three people who will complete this and return.
Why should they complete this?
- I have no possible idea.

26. Do you own slippers?
No, but I have socks.

27. What color shirt are you wearing?
white

28. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?
Those are supposed to be really expensive and fancy and stuff, right? I don't think i've ever slept on them, so I don't have an opinion on the matter.

29. Can you whistle?
Like a bird in a tree.

30. Favorite color?
Blood red. And 'bruise blue.' Charmin, aren't I? :p

31. Would you be a pirate?
I would be the King of pirates.

33. Favorite girl's name?
I like lots of names.

34. Favorite boy's name?
My own. duhh.

35. What's in your pocket right now?
Air. Not nothing, my pocket is not a vacuum. Air is in my pocket. If there was nothing in my pocket could I say there was a vacuum in my pocket? Interesting...

36. Last thing that made you laugh?
Cat said something back at question 16 or whatever it was. I still need the loo though.

37. Best bed sheets as a child?
I didn't really care...

38. Worst injury you've ever had?
mental anguish...

39. Do you love where you live?
I like it. Do I love it? I don't know. Hard to say. I wouldn't like to be force to leave... 

40. How many TVs do you have in your house?
a few. Only 1 is being used these days though...

41. Who is your loudest Friend?
My friends tend to be quiet souls...even more than me...

42. Who is your most silent friend?
That's hard to say...there are so many...

43. Does anyone have a crush on you?
I hope it's more than a crush :p

44. Do you wish on shooting stars?
How many of those do you think I see from London?

45. What is your favorite candy?
Haribo

46. Favorite Sports Team?
Mito HollyhockThere's nothing wrong with Japanese football!

47. What do you want played at your funeral?
'Haunted' by Kelly Clarkson

48. Goals you would like to achieve this year?
Passing exams and going to Scotland

49. What was your favorite toy as a child?
Toys? I worked in the mines.

50. Do you have a favorite flower?
Ones with the petals on are fine, ta

Good to see you here once again, O prober of my mind and day.
Are you well? Glad to hear it.

No? Seen better days?
Maybe this will cheer you up then...

Dad enters room and after general greetings are announced, the following conversation takes place:
Dad: Did you have a productive day?
Me: Yes. Work. All day.
Dad: ALL DAY? You? Never!
Me: I did! Yes! I work hard you know...!
Dad: Well. When you work, that is...

Me: The question is, do you enjoy your line of work?
Dad: That's a question for anyone really, isn't it? If you enjoy what you're doing, you're more productive. If you don't then you can't be more than mediocre and thats a bad thing. There's too much mediocrity in the world.
Me: Ahh, that's very anthropological of you!
Dad, laughing: Oh dear! Is it?
Me: Yes. That's the nurture side of the debate...
Dad: It's pretty sad that you know that, actually.

Me, thinking: Well, it is my degree! It's what I've been doing all day...

Later that evening...
Dad: So, will you do it?
Me: Maybe. Tomorrow. If I have time. Perhaps I'll get something together...
Dad: That's very noncommittal of you. Is that nature or nurture?
Me: It's nurture. I'm an innocent victim of the society around me; I'm completely blameless.

And with that, I must get back to the nature/nurture debate!

Deejius says (23:27):
hey
Hannah says (23:27):
helloo
Deejius says (23:27):
so [a restaurant i know and love] has this elvis night once a year
Deejius says (23:28):
and as i was slaving away at my computer in uni, my sister sends me a text: "come to [a restaurant i know and love]" so off i trot, (was starving)
Deejius says (23:28):
and it's the elvis night!
Deejius says (23:28):
as i walk in, elvis is singing away
Deejius says (23:29):
and he comes up to me and is like "we're going to get you into an elvis suit, c'mon"
Deejius says (23:29):
and i get up and wave around the room (to cheers, yayy!!) whilst he marches with me, hand in hand, to the back of [a restaurant i know and love]
Hannah says (23:29):
so daniel, can i just say - ur hilarious - that is the most random thing ever!!! keep going...
Deejius says (23:29):
haha, i know
Deejius says (23:29):
completely random, but there we go
Hannah says (23:29):
(btw i share a b day with elvis..)
Deejius says (23:30):
so there i am, at the back of [a restaurant i know and love], the manager bloke takes me down some stairs and into the store room and is like "there's no elvis suit. you can wear a waitress top instead"
Deejius says (23:30):
nuts, eh?
Hannah says (23:30):
omg - so u sed no?
Deejius says (23:30):
well, he throws me a top and says "come up when youre ready"
Deejius says (23:31):
and so, there i am, alone in the storage room of [a restaurant i know and love] with a waitress top about 10 sizes too small for me in my hand
Deejius says (23:32):
suffice to say, i did NOT re enter the restaurant with it
Hannah says (23:32):
phew
Deejius says (23:32):
you werent sure for a sec there huh
Hannah says (23:32):
so wat hjappened..u cliumed out thru the window?
Deejius says (23:32):
haha
Deejius says (23:32):
no, i was like "thanks, but i'm not going to wear this"
Deejius says (23:32):
and gave it back to him
Deejius says (23:32):
then calmly went back to my seat
Deejius says (23:32):
and the elvis guy is like "what happened to the suit?!"
Deejius says (23:33):
on microphone
Deejius says (23:33):
and i'm like "yeah, uhh, whatever" and the story starts to get normal at this point, so i'll stop
Deejius says (23:33):
but that was pretty random
Hannah says (23:34):
hahah - so u've also not done the essay. like me?:
Hannah says (23:34):
that's VERY amusin
Hannah says (23:34):
wish i was there
Deejius says (23:34):
haha
Deejius says (23:34):
yeah doncha just
Hannah says (23:34):
ye - u kno i wouldnt hav stopped lafin at (i mean with) u
Deejius says (23:34):
except if you were there, everything would have changed....the past would be altered...and maybe you would have been in an elvis suit  
Deejius says (23:35):
yeah, haha, you would have laughed non stop for weeks
Hannah says (23:35):
i doubt it!! but yes...everything would have been changed...i like to think, for the better but alas, we shall never know
Hannah says (23:35):
lol im lolling now

what i didn't tell her is, i did wear that waitress top in the back, much to the amusement of the waitresses :p 

Deej likes fun.
Cat likes fun too.

Cat likes the guitar.
Deej doesn't care.

Cat says this blog is rooobiiiiishhh.
Deej still doesn't care.